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| User: | 5thwheel (358553)  The Holy lunaSee
C'mon kiddies gather 'round... who's your foremost friend in town? |
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| Name: | Hråffsønðúr "Odin-Cock" Sýskælöffðír | |
Message | Send 5thwheel a text message on his/her cellphone/pager. | |
| Location: | Tucson, Arizona, United States | |
| Birthdate: | 1975-11-15 | |
| Bio: | Function: noun 1 a : a horizontal wheel or segment of a wheel that consists of two parts rotating on each other above the fore axle of a carriage and that forms support to prevent tipping b : a similar coupling between tractor and trailer of a semitrailer 2 : one that is superfluous, unnecessary, or burdensome (See Definition #2.) I'm a geek, and am very unapologetic about this fact. I spend too much time playing video games and fucking around on my computer, though I have a job that handsomely supports my nerdly addictions. My heroes are Deuce from JerkCity and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.  I'm an agnostic and an ordained minister. I have been known to eat tartar sauce straight from the jar, and am obsessed with homoerotic video game porn. Someday, I hope to own and run my own company, which will make either video games or tartar sauce. Or maybe both.If you find me attractive in any way, seek professional help immediately. This journal's entries are about 75% locked from public view, meaning only the people on my friends list can view them. These include day-to-day happenings, communications to friends, and personal reflections. They generally aren't very interesting. However, the nature of the internet is such that any weirdo or government agent can poke and prod around in one's public entries, and in all honesty it gives me the heebie jeebies. So the boring-ass memes and general rants are available to the hoi polloi, but the rest is hidden from all but the unlucky chosen few. Friends policy: - I gotta know you or know who you are. - You have to have some kind of influence on my life or my thoughts. - I have to be comfortable with the fact that you'll be reading (or at least have access to) the stupid shit I post. - I don't mind if you add me to your friends list, but I'll only reciprocate if you meet the above qualifications, with few exceptions. Oh yeah, and I also created & moderate ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} toyotas cuz I really am that cool. Here's my 6th and latest Toyota: P.S. My sincerest apologies to all non-Americans out there for the stupidity and gullibility of my fellow countrymen for not only allowing King George II to stay in office, but blindly supporting him as well.    | |
| Memories:: | 14 entries | |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |
| Interests: | 150: 4x4s, \m/, abandoned highways, agnostic, amd, anderson bruford wakeman howe, anti-bush, arizona, asheron's call, bill hicks, bloom county, buck godot, bush sucks, cactoid :(, cartography, cats, chris squire, chrono cross, comics, conan o'brien, craps, cunning linguists, deutsch, deutschland, devin townsend, die warzau, digital photography, dongs, doonesbury, drawn together, duke nukem, elfquest, enigma, enya, epson, faith no more, family guy, fap fap fap, fj cruiser, flying circus, force ten, front 242, game design, game shows, garfield, gay rights, george carlin, german, getting lost, girl drinks, guys, happy rhodes, hawkwind, hiking, historical maps, homsar, hugalugah, industrial music, interstellar travel, jane's addiction, jerkcity, jesus jones, jon anderson, katamari damacy, king of all cosmos, kmfdm, laibach, lauterbrunnen valley, level design, lord of the rings, lords of acid, lust in the dust, mary prankster, mba, mel brooks, ministry, minus 5, moby, monty python, münchen, nina hagen, nine inch nails, ninja high school, nintendo, nitzer ebb, offroading, ohgr, onan, oregon, oregon coast, perry farrell, phil foglio, pink floyd, pitchshifter, platformers, playstation, poltersquicking, portland, primus, pro-choice, prog rock, progressive music, progressive rock, r.e.m., revolting cocks, rock gyms, rush, samurai jack, schadenfreude, schweiz, scion xb, semprini, shiverhead, sigur rós, sinfest, skinny puppy, south park, spaceballs, splunge, steve howe, strapping young lad, stromkern, szeki kurva, tear garden, the critic, the fighting cocks, the minus 5, the winslow, they might be giants, tool, toyota, toyota tundra, transmetropolitan, triumph, tucson, twinks, u2, umlaut house, umlauts, unimproved roads, video games, weird al yankovic, xandir, xtc, xxxenophile, yaoi, yes, young fresh fellows, österreich, 日本語 | |
| Schools: | Canyon Del Oro High School - Oro Valley, AZ (1991 - 1994) University of Arizona - Tucson - Tucson, AZ (1994 - 1999) Portland State University - Portland, OR (2004 - 2006) | |
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| Friend of: | 49: 5thwheel, 911bill, _absinth_, alsotheklown, blogomoira, cistineshrapnel, cjmarsicano, dansy, dantoo, detailguy, dirigibl, djtuffpuppy, dsal, eirishmic, ellorgaest, erythrina, fishcat, heps111, hissen, inlaterdays, isaracer, jenakle, kastofsna, kingdubya, leokitty, lesmouches, ma_at, mark00z, miles_b, oakthorne, oonh, pensivegargoyle, scumm_boy, shavedkiwi, shingleboard, sympathiq3u, tantetasha, tellura, terek13, thegaymonsters, uhlume, violafreak, virika, whiskeysoured, winterr, xstormblastx, yuki626, zellgodas9754, zeroego | |
| Member of: | 28: bush_sucks, bushisms, color_theory, cult_of_winslow, damnportlanders, drawn_together, drwn_2gthr_icon, gay_sex_tips, gaygeeks, gaystation2, gothasfsck, hells_portals, jak_fanfics, jak_smut, katamari_pr0n, ljdemocrats, lowdb, oregon, oregon_outdoors, paidmembers, pdx_edu, pdxpix, rural_ruin, sciontists, toyotas, urban_decay, xandir_icons, yesfans | |
| Account type: | Paid Account | |
